The Printed Word


The patient lives at home with his mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
...from a hospital medical chart


Excerpts from Movie Reviews


The Anglican Church Welcomes You
The Premises Are Protected by Guard Dogs
...sign outside a church


Judge Loses Firmness When He Doffs His Robe
...headline in the Buffalo (New York) Courier-Express


At last...a book for young people about sex and reproduction in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy.
...from the cover of the sex education book It's perfectly Normal


Here -- Good Friday -- 7 P.M. -- Live Crucifixion
...sign outside a church in Grand Rapids, Michigan


Three Freight Trains Crash; Two Missing
...headline in the Marietta (Georgia) Daily Journal


Please Use Thongs While Buying Bread.
...sign near a bakery display


Please Use Tongues To Pick Up Cookies, Not Your Hands.
...sign in the cafeteria at a high school