Odds and Ends

Pentagon Descriptions

Hexiform rotatable surface compression unit
Meaning: Steel nut
Habitability improvements
Meaning: Furniture
Interlocking slide fastener
Meaning: Zipper
Portable hand-held communications transcriber
Meaning: Pencil

Family Feud

Richard Dawson:
Name and animal with three letters in its name.
Richard Dawson (to second contestant):
Name and animal with three letters in its name.
Second contestant:

Country Song Titles

"She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart"

"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"

"Mamma, Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)"

Letter From the Phone Company

Dear Mr. Cook:
We have attempted on several occasions to reach you by telephone to discuss payment of your telephone account--which was recently disconnected.

From Church Bulletins

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.