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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.


COWS, CALVES : NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown -- 89 cents/lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month, Wife knows everything..!!!