Yes, They Really Said That
- Toilet Out Of Order. Please Use Floor Below.
...sign in an office building rest room
- The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed.
...from a Sydney, Australia newspaper
- Research by the U.S. Navy has determined that water freezes in cold weather.
...from an article in a Southfield, Michigan newspaper
- People talk about the heart, the mind, the body. They never talk about the tummy. The
tummy tells a lot.
- Q: Which U.S. President do you draw personal inspiration from?
Al Gore (campaigning): Another dark-horse candidate, President James Knox.
- Q: Please state the location of your right foot immediately prior to impact.
A: Immediately before the impact, my right foot was located at the immediate end of my right
...actual courtroom testimony
- Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious.
...Chris Washburn, basketball player
- You know, we do more than just sing and dance. We've got a brain, too.
...Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson
- My marriage was important to me, and so I made sure my outside encounters never became
more than one-night stands.
...Geraldo Revera in his autobiography, Exposing Myself