Technology For Country Folk

LOG ON:
Log On
Making a wood stove hot

LOG OFF:
Log Off
Too much wood on fire

MONITOR:
Monitor
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

DOWN LOAD:
Download
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

MEGA HERTZ:
Mega Hertz
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISC:
Floppy Disc
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM:
RAM
That thar thang what splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE:
Hard Drive
Gitten home in the winter time

WINDOWS:
Windows
Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN:
Screen
Whut to shut when it's black fly season

BYTE:
Byte
Whut dem dang flys do

CHIP:
Chip
Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP:
Micro Chip
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM:
Modem
Whatcha do to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX:
Dot Matrix
Ole Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP:
Lap Top
Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD:
Keyboard
Whar you hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE:
Software
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:
Mouse
What eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE PAD:


Mouse Pad






That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:
Mainframe
Holds up the barn roof

PORT:
Port
Fancy flatlander wine

ENTER:
Enter
Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

CLICK:
Click
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

DOUBLE CLICK:
Double Click
When you cock the double barrel

REBOOT:
Reboot
Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse