In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor -- Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts.
On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Swedish chainsaw -- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.