Dumb Instructions

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor -- Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts.

On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chainsaw -- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.